london pigeons

Two London Pigeons looking out of the window in Camden Town.
Which of the following statements is true:
a) Don't ever kill a pigeon in London! They belong to the Queen - if you kill one you could be prosecuted.
b) It is forbidden to climb trees in Hyde Park. They belong to the Queen and you need her permission before climbing any of them.
(Yes, one of them is true.)

2 Comments:
(b) is true. (a) is nonsense as you posted long time a go, but I remembered it the other way and believed it to be true.
28/01/07 19:43
an asian guy who worked in a curry house was caught in Trafalgar Square trying to scoop pigeons into a cardboard box.
they dont belong to the Queen but nor can u kidnap them and pass them off as chicken.
21/05/07 17:46
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